*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life, via hi)

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Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

(via edgarwrights)

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i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via leannecristel)

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I want to tell you a thousand things.. (via marius-lergrovik)

(via detanicsaf)

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